Bear Jew

The nickname of UFC submission ace Paul Craig.

Paul Craig is a UFC Light Heavy Weight fighter known for his last second finishes. The Scottish Craig is a standout submission fighter who once won a fight via armbar with one second left in the fight. Paul Craig is a badass who goes by the nickname Bear Jew because he looks like a giant Jewish bear. Craig also does a great Rocky impression!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 4, 2019

bear grylls

The most badass motherfucker ever. Best known for his show, Man Vs Wild on the discovery channel. This guy will do anything possible to survive while trying to get out of a certain harsh environment. Such as, drinking your own piss or eating a sheeps eyeball. Although there are claims of his show being "fake", it's still very educational and helpful.

Bear Grylls is one of the coolest brits alive(IMO)

by tonitewedineinhell January 6, 2008

bear stuffer

A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.

Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!

by Kempo May 6, 2006

Bear Grylls The Fuck Out

To Escape A Life Threatening Scenario Using Techniques Learned From Bear Grylls Worst Case Scenario TV Show

Jude: Yo I heard you got into an accident last night on the freeway, are you ok?

Alex: Yeah after my car flipped and i woke up i quickly assessed the situation and Bear Grylls the fuck out of there

Jude: Nice!

by Jack Limbo May 6, 2010

bear-blasting

The sport invented by powerthirst drinkers beacuse they were to energetic for other sports!

Jim and i went bear-blasting after throwing back a can of POWERTHIRST!

by J-Frankz December 11, 2007

Bear Piercing Shotgun

The Bear Piercing Shotgun Is the only gun that can fully pierce bears. It is highest on the gun scale meaning the only thing more powerful than a Bear Piercing Shotgun is two Bear Piercing Shotguns. The weapon has also been subject to controversy due to the fact people have been able to equip four Bear Piercing Shotguns at a time through dual wielding with both hand and shoulder mounting. It has been rumored the Bear Piercing Shotgun appears in Modern Warfare 2 after level ninety-nine and can be quadruple wielded after the tenth marksman.

Use The Bear Piercing Shotgun To Kill the Bear.

by Crowtrobot December 1, 2009

bear vs shark

A former Five piece indie band composed of friends from the state of Michigan. Their music includes quick singing with fast paced guitar riffs and drum beats.

Bear vs Shark was....will always be the shit.

by Pink1floyd November 11, 2006