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Autistic

A neurodevelopmental wiring of the brain. Some of the world's most successful people are autistic (Elon Musk, Alan Turing, (he was also gay!) Bill Gates), but bullshit 4chan users have turned it into a joke.
"Guy 1: Dude, why are you clumsy? Are you autistic?"

"Guy 2: One: yes, two: if you're saying that as an insult go shit yourself"
by astroIogi December 15, 2023
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Autistic

If your name is Jourdan Fencock
Damn your girlfriend is autistic
by Durrrrp January 4, 2023
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Autistic

Something that shouldn't be used to put others down for being different from you and the people you are used to meeting.

Please spread awareness about bullying autistic people for their autistic traits. For example, my best friend, who I will not name, has been getting bullied this past school year for some of his autistic traits. It got so bad to the point where he almost punched one of the bullies, which is very out of character for him.

Please, stop bullying people because they are different. They didn't do anything wrong.

(MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AUTISTIC!!)
Random person: Why are you so fucking weird? What are you, autistic? (Under their breath) Fucking retard...

Max: (with sarcasm and a straight face) Oh my god, how'd you guess?

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Person: Hey, I think that I might be autistic...

Friend: Really? Why do you think that?

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Me: Dude, I think Cracklin is autistic. I mean, just watch him...

(Later, Cracklin is confirmed.)

Me: LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

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Me: You cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism... Observe...

(Proceeds to have autism as my special interest and loving to talk about it no matter what my other special interest or hyperfixation is.)

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Person: (Entire room is filled with sensory toys and merch of special interest)

Person: This makes my autistic brain *very* happy. Does a silly yippee!
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Autistic monkey

An autistic monkey is a person who constantly makes monkey noises and is slightly autistic.
baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey”

booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”
by george griddin July 31, 2023
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Autistic

Alex turner is autistic as shit
by hazyfawn_ September 4, 2023
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Scottish Autistic

It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you
Person1:that person is weird

Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic

Person1:cool bro
by Spooderman gets eaten September 29, 2023
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Autistic Duck Syndrome

Suffering from Autistic Duck Syndrome is makes it difficult to get my life in order.
by ArcadianSage November 5, 2020
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