autistic crackbaby

when your so bad at something you say your as bad as an autistic crackbaby

johnny sins: "man i cook like and autistic crackbaby"

mia: "yeah we know"

by fagsterbation November 29, 2023

Autistic discount

The discounts and rewards you get to take advantage of because you need to read the menu ahead and see pictures to make your decision and you hate speaking to people more than necessary so you exclusively order food through mobile apps.

How do you always have rewards and gift cards for every restaurant we go to? "I get the autistic discount."

by Freckle Newt February 18, 2025

Autistic bitch

Jhett pullbrook

You’re being such a Jhett pullbrook right now because you’re a gay Autistic bitch

by See It's a word June 02, 2024

Autisticated

Used as in insult to describe someone’s actions as being abnormal

Man-“what’s going on with John?”
Man2-“no clue, he’s abit autisticated today.”

by Yofku October 17, 2023

Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.

"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."

by GKH1220 October 26, 2022

Autistic Duck Syndrome

When trying to get your ducks in a row result in a zig-zag

Suffering from Autistic Duck Syndrome is makes it difficult to get my life in order.

by ArcadianSage November 05, 2020

autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.

The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.

by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024