"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 15, 2019
i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!
by robetitcussin February 24, 2019
Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
by Seven86 June 27, 2024
A sex act in which one masturbates a man, while pressing against their cheek with their tongue. The resulting action resembles a penis being fellated at the same time.
by Gluestickglobal January 13, 2010
An embrace dat ya get from someone who is too sleepy or exhausted to reasonably be expected to lift his arms on his own, and so ya amiably help him to perform said cuddly action --- what ya do is to gently lift da person's limp arms and drape them over yer shoulders, then slip yer own arms underneath his armpits and affectionately draw da person up against ya; all he has to do then is to simply wrap his arms da rest of da way around yer neck.
Creating a power-assisted hug from a weary chick is similar to when ya softly clasp and lift her suntan-lotion-oiled hand at da beach to give her a hello/goodbye handshake when she is half-asleep while soaking up da sun... in both cases, ya receive a little pleasant physical contact wif her, but at da same time ya considerately eliminate da need for her drowsy/achy muscles to expend much effort at all.
by QuacksO October 26, 2019
A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty
by Alaric I August 18, 2014
1. Plural of assistant.
2. In the context of AI, a prompt is made to assist developers or scripters where they are made to change a few words for a different context for comedy, variety, or both.
2. In the context of AI, a prompt is made to assist developers or scripters where they are made to change a few words for a different context for comedy, variety, or both.
1. My assistants helped me with my work.
2. I created assistants to convert words with e to words without e but still make sense.
2. I created assistants to convert words with e to words without e but still make sense.
by Pixel_Representation December 02, 2023