sassy ass assasin

an assasin with an abundence of swag and loves anal sex

p1: look at that guy over there why is he checking out her ass

p2: oh him hes a sassy ass assasin

by comander clit November 4, 2011

asparagus

a term used to describe a hella gross penis that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.

elaine-omg becky did you see that asparagus?!
becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head?
becky-you'll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u

by cutiepatootiewithanicebooty June 15, 2014

asparagus

CP slang for a young boy's penis.

Pervert: I'd love to put some asparagus in my mouth RIGHT NOW.
Kid: My mommy has some in the freezer...
Pervert: I meant YOUR asparagus, sweetcheeks!

by Baraldo.Jefferson June 23, 2007

asparagus

a disgusting vegetable in the form of a puke-green rod. makes you want to throw up in a bowl and drink it. makes pee smell like old people.

asparagus is gross, it makes me feel like brownies...

by stretchman March 16, 2007

Apastolic

Common misspelled word Apostolic. Common mistake on many message boards on the internet.

and if she isn't Pentecostal she knows half of the Apastolic ec population....

by jamesl1979 January 4, 2007

APAS

All People Are Shit

Man i just watched the news, APAS.

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by DripJesus June 22, 2023