love handle armour

excess body mass that successfully absorbs a bullet with out physical harm

love handle armour - kayshia was shot in the hip . but luckily for her the blubber absorbed the impact with no damage.

by love handle !! February 25, 2010

Armonk

A town full located in Westchester County, New York. It is generally full of people who own a bunch of useless items, and drive around in expensive over-sized cars they don't know how to drive. The kids are usually in their own cliques, most of them being Jewish or Italian, wearing clothes that are way over prized ( such as Juicy.) I mean, you could by the same sweat pants are Target but they dont have a cute little "J" printed on them. The kids there usually go to some decent college, spend all of mommy and daddy's money, and never succeed in living a normal fun life because they are all rich and snobby. The mom's are stupid, the dad's are bald and make over six figures, and the pets are small and yippy.

"Oh yeah, look at that girl. She has a J on her pants. She is getting in a huge expensive car, that she wrecked but daddy got fixed. She MUST be from that small, clueless town Armonk."

by special kay; April 26, 2009

Armor

A slang term in reference to a muscle shirt or wife beater. This usage came from young white trash males with enough muscle build to use the sarcasm of a wife beater being enough protection for battles of any kind. Battles including brawling, a long rough night of drinking, unprotected sex, drunk driving, and slapping around unruly females.

1.)Kaustik geared up with his armor to ready himself for another night of belligerence & debauchery.

2.)The crew sported their armor with pride and ready for conflict.

by xaosneo June 13, 2007

armor

another word for a woman or mans body. Usually a reference to everything below the neck

She had some nice armor, but a bad helmet

by he theh December 26, 2005

Full Coat Of Armour

When a boston steamer, pearl necklace, hitler or any other fetish action is all applied in one sitting.

"Dude i shat, gave a pink sock and came on my mrs chest! so u gave her a full coat of armour then?"

by Ryanf April 7, 2007

armory humper

Someone in a wide variety of multiplayer and online games that steals equipment you see from the area where it is spawned. This can be found in many games including Resident Evil: Outbreak, Halo 2, or Runescape.

"Yo, we were having a LAN party over at Digital Mayhem, and that Armory Humper, Scott, kept stealing the fucking energy sword!"-The Omega Master

by -The Omega Master February 26, 2005

armor titties

Armor titties are bras that contain gel or liquid filled sacs to make a woman's breasts look bigger. It can also be a bra with a lot of extra padding.

Armor titties are fake titties.

Any type of bra that makes it seem like a girl has big ta-tas when really she doesn't.

Boy goes to feel up his girlfriend for the first time. He thinks she has big ta-tas.

Boy: Why are your boobs hard?

Girl: What? Oh that's just my bra.

Boy: Oh you have on armor titties. It was all just a lie.

Girl doesn't have big ta-tas it was just her bra

by Mysterious Z May 26, 2010