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autistic turtle porn

A way to describe terrible sex.
Hannah: How's Barry in bed?

Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!

Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(
by Headless High May 18, 2018
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autistic

Hello Carl you are a autistic Grape
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Altistic

When someone is both in the alternative scene (be it music or clothing style), they are also on the Autistic Spectrum, as well.
"Lucien loves rock and indie music, and seems to really favour grunge."
"Yeah, he's also on the Autistic Spectrum, so those are some of his interests, too."
"Oh, so Lucien is altistic."
by InfernalAnarchy October 8, 2022
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almastic

any sight or sound that is distorted, and can send a person into a mental breakdown, and/or sleep paralysis.
"Dude, Stairway To Heaven is the best song ever, but don't listen to it backwards. It's sooo almastic. It's creepy, man!"
by [xXCo_InXx] August 12, 2009
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Austistics

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.
Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<
by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011
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artistic piece of shit

When a dude that you always call a Piece Of Shit, makes art....
Hullo Hullo, Look what I made
WOW, you artistic piece of shit
by BeechAwssNeegah March 26, 2017
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