Hannah: How's Barry in bed?
Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!
Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(
Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!
Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(
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When someone is both in the alternative scene (be it music or clothing style), they are also on the Autistic Spectrum, as well.
"Lucien loves rock and indie music, and seems to really favour grunge."
"Yeah, he's also on the Autistic Spectrum, so those are some of his interests, too."
"Oh, so Lucien is altistic."
"Yeah, he's also on the Autistic Spectrum, so those are some of his interests, too."
"Oh, so Lucien is altistic."
by InfernalAnarchy October 8, 2022
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"Dude, Stairway To Heaven is the best song ever, but don't listen to it backwards. It's sooo almastic. It's creepy, man!"
by [xXCo_InXx] August 12, 2009
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Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.
Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!
Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.
Girl: >.<
Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!
Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.
Girl: >.<
by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011
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