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ABON

Advanced Breed of Noob, Nub, n00b, etc.
Chris: "Airman answered a question wrong in class today."

Kadin: "What an ABON."
by Kadin Malavey January 7, 2009
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absofruitly

A boss term used for obviously or of course.
JG said, "You throwin down tonight, Slal?"
Absofruitly.
by gtown666dik December 3, 2009
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Absent

Something that I drank the other night that got me hella sick. If anyone knows what it is, please define it. Thanks.
"Hey, drink this."
"What is it?"
"Absent."
"Okay." Gross..
"Yeah, it's like drinking ecstacy."
by Tanzania August 25, 2006
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absinth

Absinth is a modern product originating in the 1990s.

Absinth is produced mainly in the Czech republic where it gets its Bohemian moniker. It doesn't contain anise, fennel or other herbs normally found in absinthe and can be extremely bitter. Often the only similarity is the use of wormwood and a high alcohol content, and it should be considered a different product. Since there are currently few legal definitions for absinthe, producers have taken advantage of its romantic associations and psychoactive reputation to market their products under a similar name. Many Bohemian style producers heavily market thujone content, exploiting the myths that surround thujone even though none of them contain enough thujone to cause a noticeable effect.
Absinth Gets you good and drunk, But no Green Fairy.
by Beuford April 18, 2006
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absinthe

Known as Absinthe, Absinth, Green Fairy, Emerald wine
1) 70% alcohol drink with an active ingredient that makes absinthe so unique called Thujon.
2) hardcore trip shit
Usually drank according to an old ritual: a sugar cube is dipped in absinthe and then placed on a special spoon. The sugar is then lit on fire. Sugar drips into the drink through holes in the spoon. Cold water is then added and the drink is ready to drink. Also drinkable in shooter (strongest absinth ever is 90% and the weakest is 55% i think)
by Filthy Ninja January 4, 2006
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Absentmindedstudentism

The inability to focus; zoning out; Can also refer to professors or teachers losing their train of thought.
Ashley: What did the teacher say?.... Jim...JIM!
Jim: Don't ask me. I'm suffering from absentmindedstudentism.
by Mr. Alexander 34 November 5, 2010
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omni-absent

1) The state of being out of touch lost, never present when needed useless; 2) never informed, the last to learn everything; the person who is last to know, last to understand, last to catch on dull.
All of Bill's family attended his graduation except, of course, his father, who is omni-absent.
by Rowena Kelly Qualls September 19, 2008
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