When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.
by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019
Get the Chapped asshole mug.The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
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Those who only go to church on Sundays with fancy clothes to see who they can meet there and look like good people. Not really interested in religion or being good guys.
-"Where's John? He never comes to play Tennis with us on Sundays."
-"He's a Sunday church asshole."
-"Bah, what an asshole."
-"He's a Sunday church asshole."
-"Bah, what an asshole."
by Andresthejeff May 31, 2014
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Get the Niggered in the asshole mug."Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
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by Trooper Trahan July 13, 2021
Get the Moths In My Asshole mug.A dumbass who thinks he has the best ideas while in reality the ideas that person have are always troublesome. It can also mean "reckless" or a "psychopath"
Lamar: "Nigga that's the Apache blood in me homie. You lucky i ain't do a flying tomahawk and scalp they motherfuckin' ass.
Franklin: "We can't repo the assets of a dead man, big sittin' chief asshole!"
Franklin: "We can't repo the assets of a dead man, big sittin' chief asshole!"
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