a whole sack of assholes

it's feeling like complete shit. quite literally, you don't just have one asshole producing shit, but a whole sack of them.
or
someone who looks disgustingly beat or ugly.

Damn, I got so wasted last night i feel like a whole sack of assholes.
or
Shit, Carly is one ugly sack of assholes.

by natalie thorne May 11, 2006

BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder

Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).

- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."

by iransan August 3, 2011

Fuck you asshole!

Expletive used to express extreme dissatisfaction with another individual.

8==> (( /\\\ is text lingo for "fuck you asshole!"

by Sex Ed December 19, 2006

I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

by asshole choker March 26, 2010

benevolent asshole

(noun) a person who performs a charitable act for non-assholes, while at the same time being an asshole toward other assholes.

When traffic is merging down to a single lane, and assholes are using a partial lane to cut traffic, a benevolent asshole will block the partial lane, while maintaining his/her rightful place in line, thus preventing other assholes from cutting in line.

by I-66 Driver September 8, 2010

dumb fucking asshole

dumb fucking asshole one who is a dumbass and a fucking ediot more vulgar and offensive when just calling someone a dumbass is not enough

this man broke into his neighbors house and got attacked by his neighbors 6 dogs that dumb fucking asshole was lucky to escape with his life

by littlejimmie May 18, 2019

satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.

I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.

by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004