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taking a mean shit

The act of taking an extremely gratifying dump often resulting in extensive odor, grotesque size, and/or substantial clean up to oneself or facility.
Johnny Shatt, grimacing comically at his two friends at Bob's Big Boy, knew he pushed the limits having eaten 2 burgers, both friends' french fries, and a chocolate shake. Now, it was time to leave his final farewell to the restaurant...TAKING A MEAN SHIT! This final act would be the highlight to a beautiful evening with the lads.
by ShawShankPrison February 17, 2023
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shit a brick

1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.
1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!
by maracanda April 22, 2006
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A soon shit

I hate it when someone a soon shit
by BuffEZ May 2, 2021
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Does a bear shit in the woods?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
by redgyul September 23, 2004
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Cut a good shit

Taken from the Maltese saying "Qtajt Harja tajba"
Refers to the situation when one takes a dump that really makes the person feel better about himself for several reasons including:
1. A characteristic bad smell that causes chaos in the bathroom
2. Causes plumbing problems
3. Makes the person feel lighter
4. When at a camping and taking a dump is usually quite a tough process
After returning to his desk i asked Marc why he had such a smile on his face. He answered by pointing out the fact that he had just cut a good shit and had to flush twice to get it down the drain.
by Marakesh October 19, 2006
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shit a brick

Something that is so shocking, unusual, or angering that it would make you
”shit a brick”
When I saw how mangled my new car was after the crash, I nearly “shit a brick”.
by Said February 4, 2003
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a cat shit in my mouth

phrase used the morning after a heavy night of drinking. it refers to the very nasty taste left in one's mouth as part of a hangover.
cory: hey craig, you got any pets?
craig: no. why?
cory: cause last night i passed out on your floor, and i think a cat shit in my mouth.
by Joe Sausage May 28, 2005
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