april 26th

day to have hace alone time when you and your partner 69 and you stick a finger up their butt

friend: did you guys april 26th?

guy: hell yeah we did.

by vampdiaroes69 March 31, 2021

March 26th

Eat too many gummi bears day!

For some this is every day. But for others this is the day where one binges on gummi bears till they just can’t anymore.

Dude 1: I can’t move...too many gummi bears
Dude 2: Why would you even do this to yourself?
Dude 1: Cause...it’s March 26th *groans*

by _A_M_ April 2, 2021

March 26th

International Empty Set Day is celebrated on March 26th.

Wherein we celebrate having, being, and doing all the things we expressly don't have, aren't, and won't be doing.

Person 1: “It’s March 26th, what have you not accomplished so far?”

Person 2: “I'm proud of each and every one of the 0 doctorate degrees I've earned!”

by _A_M_ April 2, 2021

April 26th

The day a awesome dude was born.

Its April 26th: boy 1

It should be a national holiday: boy 2

by Sir of Steel April 26, 2021

26th of july

Molly and Jim day

Molly and Jim became friends on the 26th of July, #we’rebesties.

by Molmoo July 22, 2022

July 26th

FUCK YOUR S/O DAY! the perfect time, day, and moment to fuck you s/o if you have one, go crazy!

„Its July 26th, havent ya heard? go get that pussy bro!”

by F180Big July 26, 2022

May 26th

If you were born on May 26th it means your insantly a boujie baddie grr

X: Whens your birthday?
y: May 26th
X: Oh so your a boujie baddie grr

by boujie grr June 18, 2022