commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.
Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.
Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?
Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?
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"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
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Get the fruitless flowering tree mug.Tree homo is a person that would do anything to have a big giant hairy nasty cock that is diseased in there mouth. Sucks about 30 to 40 a day and that includes animals also. Also something tony Romo would do
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Did i forget to mention the pfp? The pfp is a oak tree with a face.
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The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
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