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alexis the tree

Hello microwave and the two yogurts. So what is an alexis the tree.... well it's the super annoying one of the group who is a vegatarian and is also known as Larry the cucumber. Tree is always wearing a scrunchie usually with her hair up. Trees favorite word is peasant. She laughs at anything remotely funny. Shes owns an android and is made fun of because of it. She has nerdy glasses and she never does her homework. Tree is the one of the group who is easily made fun of. Simply draw the tree with a butt chin and two strands of hair.
Who should we draw next.... how about alexis the tree that smells like rat sauce. (Or something like that) *draw pictures with butt chin and crazy eyes with a couple strands of hair
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tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.
Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.
by swagchampsonthree March 27, 2016
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tree chicken popping

Hey Johns gonna go tree chicken popping. I hope it doesn't explode too much so we can gobble it open later.
by Rehawse October 13, 2019
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Tree

Tree is used when cunt is not acceptable
Stop being a tree
by Legin86 April 5, 2019
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Tree bunnies

Squirrels to British people.

British people who fake an American accent have issues saying squirrel with the accent so they say tree bunnies
I was sitting on my porch with a bb gun shooting tree bunnies off of my bird feeders
by cupofpennyroyaltea April 9, 2013
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Hit by a Tree scenario

A scenario, usually brought up at work, in which a tree falls ontop of you the next day.

Usually this is brought up to force you to document your work, so others can continue/finish it if something would happen to you, whether this is you actually dying or you getting replaced by someone cheaper.
Alice: "I just pushed IEEE 802.11mc to the main repo, there is still a lot of work to do."
Bob: "Don't forget the hit by a Tree scenario"
by biosboii November 19, 2023
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Move Fuckin' Tree

Accomplishing a task that at times seems too tough, or something you severely dread to do. But, you know it has to be done.
Hey, Megan, I see you finally made it to work. " yeah, I had to stop in the middle of the road. I had to move fuckin' tree."
by Footguy1975 April 17, 2025
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