Definitions by Sasquatch129800

Velezing 

The act of cramming a million extra Christmas trees into your home for festive decoration purposes.

My wife saw a BOGO sale at Michaels and

is now Velezing the shit out of our house. Now it's festive as fuck!

Velezing by Sasquatch129800 December 21, 2021

Christy Tree 

An extra, auxillary or alternate Christmas tree other than the main Christmas tree used as a festive decoration during the Christmas season. Found in homes in groups of 2 to 600.

If we get any more Christy Trees we're going to need a bigger house!

Christy Tree by Sasquatch129800 December 21, 2021

Tuba Four 

a mutation of the carpenters term "two by four". Used by people in or around the state of ohio.

"Hey yall, go and git me that there tuba four, I got to build this here bumper before the pull starts"

Tuba Four by Sasquatch129800 May 27, 2006