nibbling my taint 

The act of driving in one's blind spot for an extended period of time.

Yikes! I almost got in a wreck from that guy nibbling my taint.

Be careful passing, she's totally nibbling your taint.

nibbling my taint by oxgirl February 2, 2010

dolphin trainer 

The profession a guy tells a prospective mate or sexual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage shit...

Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!

Female - "so what do you do for a living"
Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"
Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"
Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"

Never fails......

dolphin trainer by Drew Dunstone May 18, 2007

Taine 

A hottie with a body. Usually skinny but has a six pack and is stronger than he looks. Good with the ladies but struggles to take it anywhere sexually. Feels lonely sometimes but has great friends. Quality memer.

Girl 1: wow Taine is looking cute today.
Girl 2: yeah I heard he has a nice dick, not too big but not small.
Taine: I’d love for u to suck it please.

Taine by Good boy 166 July 23, 2018

Tainted Slam 

When someone hooks up with a nasty girl, usually due to alcohol, horniness, or low self esteem.

-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!

Tainted Slam by da JMAN jankit February 9, 2009

terrorist training camps 

A remotely located facility where masked men of unknown ethnicity are trained to use monkey bars and jump around a lot with guns while someone record a grainy videotape.

"They are mastering the monkey bars in remote terrorist training camps."

terrorist training camps by Berka Berka August 9, 2006

taint job 

The gentle licking and sucking of the area between the balls and anus while spread eagle on a lifeguard stand.

A lifeguard named Seth was sitting on stand with his legs wide open and a random girl came up, delicately lifted his ballsack and began to preform the best taint job... EVER.

taint job by lifeguard with aids June 14, 2009

Personal Trainer

The gym world's version of a Dominatrix.

I gave my personal trainer $75 to make me cry and she did.

Personal Trainer by wordwhoretoo November 18, 2010