Slapping The Jelly 

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

Slapping The Jelly by Nav irio May 15, 2010

doin the jamarcus russell 

A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.

Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak

doin the jamarcus russell by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010

dropped the jack 

to make an outing or social gathering much less enjoyable due to neglecting important details

bobby forgot to make reservations for the party, now we have to hang at my stupid apartment. he really dropped the jack on this one

dropped the jack by dr_awkward_17 December 1, 2010

pass the jelly

doing well at something or doing a good deed

Player makes a 3-point shot with no time on the clock. "He can really Pass the Jelly!!"

pass the jelly by code-breaker December 11, 2010

Jumping the joke 

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.

Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.

Jumping the joke by Uggsly June 21, 2011

Squeeze the jellyfish 

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

Squeeze the jellyfish by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

dropping the juice 

Cumming on someone.

I love dropping the juice on my bitch while she sleeps.

dropping the juice by Chocobo316 December 22, 2013