Scrotum-tit

when a part of someones body is saggy, ugly and wrinkly. Like a scrotum for a tit.

Quiet you look like a Scrotum-tit!

by All American Man April 18, 2017

Waffle tits

To put a girls boobs in a waffle iron causing her boobs to become waffle shaped

Rad Tod: *grabs girl's boob and then puts it on a waffle iron*

Lena: OWWWWW

Rad Tod: hehe you got waffle tits

by The Jonkler January 10, 2022

gargoyle tits

An unattractive female breast condition caused by long term extreme weightlifting and very low body fat. Breasts become misshapen, smaller, and farther apart. Exposure made lead to sadness and fear, scarerousal is also possible. You'll know it when you see it.

To survive an encounter deal with them as calmly as possible. Try to make yourself appear bigger than you really are, hold your arms up above your head and spread your legs more widely apart. Avoid eye contact, they may perceive it as a threat. At night shine a strong flashlight into her eyes. Do not attempt to climb a tree, she's probably stronger than you.

A woman with a cute face walked in, her tight shirt revealed gargoyle tits so I lost interest.

by BobSmith3001 January 10, 2016

dirt tits

When beautiful boobs get dirty while partaking in a extreme sport or risky event. Something everyone enjoys.

Wow those dirt tits came outta no where

by Bounceone November 10, 2017

dingo tits

Australian slang denoting that something is cool.

"Man, that NFL game was dingo tits."

by dingo-tits August 11, 2014

Civilian Tits

Female breast in which do not belong to pornstar, strippers, or prostitutes. These females often show them unexpectedly.

Non-Professional Tits

We were at the diamond's club last night and saw a nice pair of civilian tits!

by Dirty Dick Dave September 1, 2017

Moff tits

When you can no longer stand on your own two feet.

In other words under the influence of some severely good illegal substances.

Mate I can’t stand any more , think I’m moff tits

by Dave moff tits October 19, 2022