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Justin Timberlake 

Someone who, despite his fanbase of screaming teenage sluts and such, is a bad singer. His songs are composed of egotistical and stuck-up lyrics, such as "SexyBack". Many people like him because he can dance well, and even that he sings well, even though he does not. The lyrics are completely childish, with the few amount of serious songs that have to do with relationships being extremely shallow, having no depth or meaning whatsoever.
Teenage whore: z0mg, Justin Timberlake is so hot!
Prick: I know, I love him! Being a fan, I wish I could write lyrics like him. I just wish I wasn't illiterate.
Jesus: Hey guys, ever heard of Bob Dylan?
Teenage whore: Tssh, he sucks! Every time I try to analyze his lyrics, their depth combined with the LSD I take makes my brain hurt!
Gandhi: Screw you. Come on, Jesus, Stephen Hawking was right. These guys are too stupid to know what good music is.
Justin Timberlake by Gray Jack September 25, 2007
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Justin Bieber 

A 22 year old singer/song writer with the voice of an angel. He has 6 albums including; My World 2.0, Never Say Never, Believe, Under The Mistletoe, Journals, and his newest album, Purpose. He won a Grammy for his collaboration with Skrillex and Diplo called Where Are Ü Now at the Grammy Awards in 2016. He has had multiple run ins with the cops but is now committed to "making a better me."
That Justin Bieber is so dedicated and kind, not to mention he is gorgeous.

Justin Sane 

Original bassist of Californian metal band Avenged Sevenfold. Played from 1999 to 2001, at which point he was replaced with former bassist Daemon Ash.
Justin Sane is not only a silly name, but also a very bad pun.
Justin Sane by oxygenforlosers August 26, 2006

Justin Bieber 

ok people, stop talkin shit about the kid. You shouldn't judge people you don't even know. Yes his voice is rather high pitched, but so was Michael Jacksons and wether you like him (Michael Jackson) or not you gotta admit the man was a genious. Any way, Justin Bieber is a very talented kid and he's very lucky to have this much success at such a young age. And he's not only liked for his looks, he has an amazing vioce and it is changing, but he said in an interview his vocal coach is helping him through it. So just back off and if you don't like him so much then don't listen to him, any one who talks crap about him is just some jealous, ignorant, teenage boy who is just trying to be like everyone else and hate who everyone else hates just so they don't get made fun of. However I don't care what anyone thinks of me, I like justin biebers music, I've seen his movie, I'm a guy and I have a girlfriend. She and all of my friends know all of thies things and they're cool with it. So just be yourself, have an opinion and don't judge a book by it's cover.
person 1 "oh my f***ing god I hate justin bieber, he sounds like a 10 year old girl and he's so gay and every one only likes him cause of his hair and looks"

person 1.5 "dude, what's wrong with Justin Bieber. He's very talented and has an amazing voice. And his movie wasn't too bad"

person 1 "oh dude your so gay, you like Justin Bieber?!? Wow"

person 1.5 "yeah, I like justin bieber. I even like a few of his songs. He's very talented and extreemly popular. But you don't even know him so you shouldn't judge him. Even if you don't like him, you gotta admit he's got an amazing voice."

person 1 "yeah, I guess your right. But just don't listen to him around me."

person 1.5 "ok. No prob."
Justin Bieber by 13lueD0G March 7, 2011

justice league

a bunch of idiots who think they are cool because they all have 99 stats and no life.
Hey im in the justice league, can i have a life please?
justice league by thsucksbawls June 28, 2008

Justin Bieber 

The most attractive masculine form to ever grace this earth. Has the voice of an angel, which causes everyone that hears him to be swooned. Has extreme swagger, and makes all ladies weak at the knees. Known for his beautiful locks and breathtaking smile. Known for his hit songs 'Baby', 'One Time', and 'Somebody to Love'. He is what is right with the world.
Girl: Justin Bieber is dating Selena Gomez!?
Me: It's all good. She's just a cover-up. He's waiting for me.

Bieber fan #1: OH EM GEE! It's JUSTIN BIEBER! *passes out*
Bieber fan #2: BABY, BABY, BABY, OHHHH!

Justin Bieber 

An inspirational 17 year-old..with over 40 million fans worldwide. The 2nd most followed person on twitter- 1st male. A good looking young-man with a great career ahead of him.

Had 2 albums out: My World + My World 2.0. Hit single Baby from- My World 2.0 is the most viewed video EVER on YouTube. With over 500 million views. Justin is admired by many big stars such as: Beyonce, Rihanna, Usher, JTimberlake, Ludacris, Drake, Oprah Winfrey, Chris Brown, and many more huge celebrities.

Justin origanally comes from Canada but was whisked off to Atlanta at the young age of 13 and was signed straight away by L.A reid, the man who has signed the biggest pop artists around.

Bieber has been predicted to win at least 1 grammy award in 2012 seeing as he is bringing out a brand new album with huge stars featured throughout the album...named Believe.

The Biebs is his nickname and he is a very talented teenager...

Justin Bieber is sometimes mistaken to being a bratty teen but in actual fact he is a down-to-earth multi-talented lovely young lad. Now dating the beautiful Selena Gomez.
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Justin Bieber by Anyaaa! August 19, 2011