flying by the seat of your pants

When you don't prepare for anything or tell anybody anything until the last minute.

John: I didn't start getting ready for our 8:00 flight until 7:30.
Joe: Dude you're flying by the seat of your pants.

by Sh*tsticks May 14, 2018

I’ll shit your pants

An insult meant to throw your opponent off their game. It can end an argument or leave an opening to stun them before you storm into their closet looking for a pair of pants to actually shit in.

Try me bitch. I’ll shit your pants.

by Kate PaTaylor Swift January 18, 2021

I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real

I Shitted In My Pants Man

by I SHITTED IN MY PANTS June 29, 2021

Whitey Tighty Pant Lift

When you have a roommate that just won’t shut up so you take their whitey tighties and lift them over the back of their head

I’m totally going to whitey tighty pant lift my roommate if he doesn’t stop talking.

by Dookiepoopy August 19, 2021

i shit my pants

can someone help me clean it up please?

i just took a huge shit in my pants. yup, i shit my pants.

by babyeater666 July 19, 2020

make happy in one's pants

1. To suddenly discover that one, under circumstances of excitement or happiness, that one has in fact ejaculated.

2. Goes the same for any type of substance which has been released into the underpants.

Mommy...I made happy in my pants again...
What have i told you about playing on the tyre swing?

1. Wow! A Butterfly!
It's enough to make happy in one's pants

2. You make one happy in one's pants!

by Pie Brother TB January 20, 2008

Cum Bob Squirt Pants

Verb; When you ejaculate all over a yellow sponge for weeks. Then, as your having sex with someone and about to cum, you grab the sponge and ring it out on her face.

"Damn dude! Did you really Cum Bob Squirt Pants that bitch?!" "Yea man, she got a bigger load than she anticipated for.

by Jonny-Tann November 13, 2013