dick wrappers

another name for condoms

Anyone need dick wrappers?

by extet May 26, 2010

dick j

Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.

Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one

by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007

dick jouster

n. a person who either is actually gay or is acting homosexual, therefore seemingly wanting to touch the dick of another man with his own dick

Carl was going to to a gay strip club, he's obviously a dick jouster

by Aarik July 21, 2007

fumble dick

someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.

Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot bitch...What a fumble dick!

by Brad22 February 16, 2008

dick shell

a condom: something you put on your dick to keep a girl from getting pregnant

"my dick shell smells like strawberries!"

by Tina Ugloo January 11, 2008

dick strippers

Hands used to rub one off!

Janet used her dick strippers on me last night to swallow my load!

by rick longg May 1, 2008

pean dick

its were your willy is shaped like a peanut even when it is hard

my pennis really like pean dick

by nathan smithyyy July 2, 2008