Hamster Hand Drunk

When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.

"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."

by msand419 October 20, 2012

edward stiiizy hands

like edward 40 hands but instead of 40s you tape stiiizys to your hands. specifically stiiizy gold if youre on that fuck distillate 2020 wave

bro: what are you going to the halloween part as?
me: edward stiiizy hands.
bro: yoooo lemme hit

by 23_rainbow November 6, 2020

A second hand Bjarni

A bus wanker that is cheap and never buys his own stuff and waits to get it second hand.

Man he got that iPhone for free he must be a Second hand Bjarni

by A second hand Bjarni July 13, 2018

Run them hands

Usually what a nigga says when he wants to fight. He usually has bad intentions and wants to sleep your goofy ass.

run them hands nigga.

by Lbottylmao February 18, 2021

Peruvian Hand Grenade

The act of farting into an empty gatorade bottle (or container with similar liquid volume capacity), capping it, and tossing it to a friend (or foe), for him (or her) to later open and be greeted with the gift that keeps on giving...flatulence.

"Oh my god, bro. Why did you tell me to open that, it was foul!"
"Don't be scared, girl, it's just the ol' Peruvian Hand Grenade."

by Sir Reginald III January 18, 2012

cool hand luke

A famous 1967 film starring Paul Newman, based on the novel by Donn Pearce. In it Newman's character Luke was sent to a jail in the south for taking the heads off of parking meters. He seems enigmatic and standoffish to his fellow inmates but eventually gains their respect and even their adoration. He gains the nickname "Cool Hand Luke" because he'll fight when he has nothing to fight with (you'll understand if you've seen the film. The movie was a powerful metaphor for how being different from others can be very painful, not because you're a freak, but because they don't understand you. Newman stated that 'Cool Hand Luke' had one of the best movie scripts he'd ever read. Recieved an Oscar nomination for Best Screenplay adaptation.

'Cool Hand Luke' was also the originator of the phrase "What we have here is a failure to communicate."

by India_Williams October 4, 2004

Second-Hand Embarassment

To be embarassed for someone else.

I felt such second-hand embarassment when I saw John asking the most popular girl in school out that I had to look away.

by Melodious10 February 16, 2009