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When you tape a 40 to each hand and can't take them off until you are finishied drinking them.
I almost pissed myself last night during an intense game of edward 40 hands.
by Dj Skeet August 09, 2006
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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
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A game designed to intoxicate all participants where 40oz bottles of cheap malt beverages are fastened to each hand by adhesive tapes or super-glue in some cases. The winner will have consumed all liquid in both bottles and usually celebrates by smashing the first bottle to remove it, and using the free hand to urinate into the second. Studies at the University of Colorado in Boulder conclude that the best way to be victorious in this game, without fear of urinating yourself, is to start the game with your penis already un-tucked,out of your pants. Ladies in the study, who opted to go in skirts without undergarments, fared well however did not ever claim a victory.
"You down for a game of edward 40 hands?"

"nah, its too cold to play edward 40 hands"
by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009
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a drinking game in which participants tape a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor to each hand and can't take a piss until they've finished both.
Friend: "I dare you to do Edward 40-hands with straight vodka in each 40."
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Nick D May 05, 2003
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A grueling test of manliness where a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor is taped to each hand. The drinker must finish both bottles before removing them from his hands. This game is the ultimate test of manliness, often resulting in projectile vomiting.
We just went to 7-11 to get ten 40's of Steel Reserve and duct tape so that we could play edward 40 hands.
by HERE_WE_GO November 06, 2011
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A legend among modern men. His name was edward, and he had 40 hands.
Person 1:

"Dear God, does that man have 40 fucking hands?
Person 2:

"Yes. He is Edward 40 hands."
by a filthy sack January 15, 2021
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