Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 25, 2021

Mud-Flappin'

When you are having anal sex with a girl and you pull out and put it into her vagina.

Friend #1: I was have amazing anal sex with that filthy little filly Stacy and I pulled it out and put it deep in her bum, straight mud-flappin' bro.

Friend #2: Amazing, pure class.

by Timothy0Peden September 16, 2021

Mud Monster

when you're having so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit

"may we all be mud monsters"

by GayPenguin September 17, 2021

Mud butt

When you take a large shit and have to use like half a roll of toilet paper because your shit is like sticky tar. Shit smears instead of wiping off. When you wipe it gets messier before it gets clean.

Mud butt is the #1 cause of skid marks

by Michele_plus_one August 5, 2016

mud pud

A sloppy, loose, floppy, stinky pussy

Natalie has the biggest mud pud ever...

by Mrsoliz October 19, 2017

Crimson Mud-dipper

The act of sodomizing a woman post vaginal intercourse while she is on her mensus.

My girl made me fuck her on her period, so I finished her with a Crimson Mud-dipper.

by Profit91 March 22, 2022

Mud rainbow

A sexual practice involving a combination of felching and oral sex whilst a woman is menstruating.

"Wow, I went the whole way the other night with that girl from accounts - decided I wanted to smell the metal, and ended up with a mud rainbow"

by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011