take one out of the chamber 

Jerking off before having sex so you don't cum too fast

Like before a date with someone new you take one out of the chamber before you leave.

take one out of the chamber by xxxdiesel May 25, 2014

Take a scroll 

Used in group chats on social media when someone asks a question about arrangements that have been discussed earlier

Dave: Hey, so what are the plans for tomorrow night?
Tom: Take a scroll

Take a scroll by Roo_12 June 25, 2015

Take it up the Ladder 

Sympathy butt-fucking to make up for your transgressions. Taking it up the arse. Fudge-packing. Butt Sex.

Steve said he was so sorry for the inconvenience, and he would take it up the ladder.

Take it up the Ladder by RuthlessEmpire November 6, 2015

take the kids swimming 

For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth

That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.

take the kids swimming by bigredtaurus June 8, 2016

Taked 

Tired + Baked
Results from extensive smoking

Also the grammatically incorrect past tense of take

BRO I'm takedddd

Taked by carccia December 11, 2016

take a goodell 

Named in honor of NFL Head Roger Goodell. To shit. Defecate. Lay cable. To move one's bowels, specifically on a Sunday from September thru January as a form of protest for how poorly he has managed the league, mishandled miscreant players and bungled other protests, player and team misconduct.

" I ate so much yesterday at the BBQ, I can't wait to take a Goodell for the 1 O'Clock kickoff!

"Yeah Dude! And loading up on the corn was a nice touch too!"

take a goodell by Freakie14 October 3, 2017

take me up the shard 

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard

'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'

take me up the shard by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018