3 definitions by Freakie14
Named in honor of NFL Head Roger Goodell. To shit. Defecate. Lay cable. To move one's bowels, specifically on a Sunday from September thru January as a form of protest for how poorly he has managed the league, mishandled miscreant players and bungled other protests, player and team misconduct.
" I ate so much yesterday at the BBQ, I can't wait to take a Goodell for the 1 O'Clock kickoff!
"Yeah Dude! And loading up on the corn was a nice touch too!"
"Yeah Dude! And loading up on the corn was a nice touch too!"
by Freakie14 October 3, 2017
When a woman keeps her shit clean, fresh and tight, “just in case” she meets the man of her dreams so she don’t leave any stank on his hang low
KB was on the prowl looking for some man meat, so erry morning she washed, shaved and freshened up so she always had that Just in Case Pussy!
by Freakie14 January 24, 2020
When you go away for a weekend with fraternity brothers to a brother’s beautiful lake house, and you decide to take a dump in the pristine lake waters.
by Freakie14 May 1, 2022