crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017

Woofer ring

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.

A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.

by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017

orphan ring

1. Orphan Ring is an orphaned fried good or goods, consummated amongst other unassorted fried dishes.

or

2. An Orphans ring.

1. I ordered French Fries and received a lucky Orphan Ring at the bottom!

2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.

by SOLARMOON May 7, 2017

raunchy ringer

A wrestling ring where people have an orgy

"Get ready to get in the raunchy ringer,Sarah." Mabel said.

by Urbanbitxhbrotha101 June 13, 2017

Bull Ringing

The act of fucking someone's nose where your penis enters one nostril and comes out of the other.

"Dude I fucked this girls nose and my penis came out the other nostril!"
"You mean bull ringing."

by EdgySexLord September 5, 2017

Speed Racing

Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.

Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "

by AssMcAssface October 7, 2017

Rachel Ring

An annoying little girl who cant control her self and begs for gummy candies constantly. Her only friend is Jesus. She wears nasty retainers that are almost as gross as her soul. Shes an all around repulsive person please stay away from her.

Ew, you know Rachel Ring?

by Los Me October 2, 2017