Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.
Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
by Kawasakid650 February 02, 2018
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buying air-time

Buying a meal or treats for a person in the hope of receiving sexual gratification. "Air-time" as in legs-in-the-air-time.
By paying for her lunch she thought he was generous but actually he was buying air-time.
by Big Jay August 25, 2023
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Sealed Air Corp

The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap
“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

“sons of bitches”
by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021
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Of Fresh Air.

what i call abscesses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 09, 2025
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Air biscuit

Another name for a fart. Preferably dense cloud fart that lingers
Damn! Who dropped an air biscuit!
Hope that air biscuit didnt come with gravy.
by Paul Merr November 05, 2018
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air biscuit

A form of a human fart that is unwittingly released.
Watch out guys, an air biscuit was set free in the garage.
by Keepitcochino March 11, 2016
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Air Conditioned Gypsy

An Air Conditioned Gypsy is one of five members of a Manchester, New Hampshire rock band. Established in 1989, the band consisted of four musicians and a drummer. The band rocked shows at local venues all throughout New England and frequently leaving a curse on multiple clubs in Boston, Massachusetts that caused those establishments to shutter shortly after performing there. The band reached its pinnacle during their Summer Tour 94. It was all down hill after that.
"Hey, Who's that cool guy over there playing at Hal's summer party?" "Oh he's an Air Conditioned Gypsy." "Cool..."
by Real_Shades November 13, 2018
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