dez nut

a retard's version of the dead meme deez nuts

person a: hey guess what
person b: what
person a: dez nut
person b: are you mentally disabled
person a: yes

by zleed May 11, 2020

Nut Bugget

A mix around of the words, Butt and Nugget Usually used as a diss.

Plankton: Dude. You suck.
Me: Dude. You're such a Nut Bugget.
Plankton: =O That's not nice!

by SillyxJuggalette<3 April 30, 2008

Rush - nut

When you jerk off quickly and quietly in an inconvenient manner or place because you just got really horny.

Mom: You've been pooping for a long time!

Me: I'm almost done!

Me in my head: Ok, looks like I'm going to have to make this a Rush - nut!

by Professor nigga April 16, 2021

nut hook

A right hook to the nuts

I got “nut hooked “in the fight

by bill ney May 14, 2018

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011

nut-worthy

the act of something bein so good and amazing, that you jizz in your pants.

I went to taco bell and bought a lemonade frutista freeze and felt as if I jizz in my pants from it being so nut-worthy

by bellgirl63 February 27, 2011

nut mug

Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.

Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him

by ....Donut April 23, 2018