we can't stop

a song written by Miley Cyrus. can also be taken as a cry for help.

OMG did you hear that new song we can't stop?
-ya I think Miley Cyrus has hit rock bottom

we can't stop by Sucks fo you February 21, 2014

Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown 

The next new Reality Series for the fall lineup. Get this. We take ten white teenagers from Suburbian America, put them all in the same house to live in for six weeks, and every week eliminate one in a Rap Battle until only one is left, who'll win a recording contract on Shady Records. Guest judges will be Christina Aguilera, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, and Sarai. Coming this fall to a TV near you. Most likely will be aired on UPN.

White People, come for "WWe Smackdown!" Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

Black People, come for "One-On-One", Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown by G-Union June 23, 2004

you can lizzle but not tizzle 

"you can look but not touch"

"hey nigga! you can nizzle but not tizzle"

you can lizzle but not tizzle by anonymous December 15, 2003

I can the power 

An internet meme that originated from Funnyjunk.com. It's a fuck-up of the sentence 'I can feel the power'. It's used when someone, for some reason, is experiencing a rise in energy levels, such as when they're FIRING THAR LAZ0R, or have just done something cool or amazing.

Guy 1- "Dude, you just jumped that bridge in one leap! You must be an hero!"

Guy 2- "I CAN THE POWER!!!!11one!1"

I can the power by Eddoblah August 16, 2010

How Blue Can You Get 

Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)

"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"

"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.

How Blue Can You Get by Matt April 25, 2005

trash can humping 

while rolling up large floor mats one must hump a trash can in order to get enough leverage in order to get the mat perfectly into the trash can.

At the end of each month, Mallory and Hilliary enjoy trash can humping together on Friday afternoons while their boss shakes his head in disbelief.

trash can humping by Mallory&Hilliary August 4, 2006

This Can't Be Life 

A lovely drink originating in Grease 2012 on the small island of Ios. Created by a trio calling themselves OOF, This Can't Be Life consists of one shot of absinth, one shot vodka and a can of Redbull. This drink is well known for getting its victims shitfacingingly drunk very fast.

This lovely cocktails name is derived from its tendency to leave its victims thinking "this can't be life man"

dude 1: Hey what would you like to drink?
dude 2: Make me a this can't be life!
dude 1: Idk man your only a heavy weight drinker and this creature here is only recommended for the very greatest of drinkers

This Can't Be Life by Frankai January 15, 2013