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Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!
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Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."
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Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
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When you perform Anal sex on a women and ejaculated , you leave your cock in her bum and take a piss at the same time you take a shit then put it inside her pussy , making her a human urinal .
When you perform Anal sex on a women and ejaculated , you leave your cock in her bum and take a piss at the same time you take a shit then put it inside her pussy , making her a human urinal .
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