A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.
by Ian Thane November 20, 2009
Get the Cold-Lady Partymug. When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
Get the Old White Lady Syndromemug. 
by Bpcarson4 November 14, 2021
Get the Lovely ladymug. The lady of the tower is a villainous fictional character. Her rise near the kingdom of Skylands, as her story tells, is that she lived in a tall tower that beheld all evil in the world. Soon enough, she manages to climb her way into the kingdom and becomes the tyrant that rules over all. Her conquests and destructions bring chaos to the world, and her fate is ultimately sealed and marked by sorrow as she's turned to stone by the god of justice. Her statue is said to be cursed, and anyone who touches it will be driven into madness. The lady of the tower is an interesting character as she begins from nothing and manages to gain everything just for it to be stripped away from her.
by W31RD December 28, 2024
Get the The lady of the towermug. by EastTexual November 24, 2011
Get the lady tanglemug.