(U-Bahn-Monologues)

I want to contact you
But i don't know how

I want you to know that i don't know how to contact you privately
I am ready

Are you ready
(U-Bahn-Monologues)

by Krkič August 11, 2023

U gonna drop

To take an illegal pill

R u gonna drop tonight? ( are you going to take pills tonight)

by Drop drop drop June 26, 2017

u-boat

A u-boat is someone who can have an invisible disability and go undetected for years, like a u-boat, or an underwater boat.

So in middle-age, I've been diagnosed with autism. While it explains a lot, I feel like a u-boat.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023

No u

Nou is the only cure for the insult of u mom gay.

A) Jmmy u mom gay
J) No u
A) *dead*

by [e-mail] November 5, 2018

CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.

Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

no u

A phrase typically used that effectively has the same meaning as "I'm rubber you're glue, what you say to me bounces off me and sticks to you."

Friend: Wuss poppin' b
You: Im boning a t-rex, and you're gay.
Friend: no u

by SpankMama24 June 22, 2017

Screw-U-Bish

When you are a mad redneck and you don't understand life. Usually follows with a empty Mountain Dew can being thrown.

Screw-U-Bishhhhh OR BIshhh-Screw-UUUUUUU

by Hagies June 19, 2016