by Joejoe6921 October 4, 2019

Horses are beings of pure and absolute hatred,
They are creatures with no bounds and are an unstoppable force with absolutely no genetic makeup, there is a finite number of horses and they have been around for trillions of years and there is currently no way to stop them that doesn't result in the total destruction of the universe
They are creatures with no bounds and are an unstoppable force with absolutely no genetic makeup, there is a finite number of horses and they have been around for trillions of years and there is currently no way to stop them that doesn't result in the total destruction of the universe
by Horse hater 2010 April 9, 2022

Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up
by Lynyo October 12, 2023

by medium_elephant April 24, 2025

boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2013

A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse
by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024
