fudger

A type of person who is infuriating and likes to screw things up.

I cant believe my friend is a total fudger.

by MarioXHK September 23, 2019

Fudge

1) Fudge - Chocolate fudge
-Melted chocolate, usually served warm or in a brownie

2) Fudge - Substitute for f*ck
- For cowards who don’t dare to swear

1) The chocolate fudge is flowing out of the yummy brownie.

2) “Fudge! I dropped my phone!” Peter yelled.

by FrozenPiss September 27, 2019

Fudge swirl

When a black dude and a white dude 69 each other.

Dude last night Tyrone and I did a fudge swirl.

by Namedthief September 29, 2019

Fudgal smudgant

The brown smear found under the arse, ordinarily on underwear.

He farted hard and left a trail of fudgal smudgant that could never be removed.

by Zonal K October 7, 2019

Fudes

The act of sending raw, unfiltered pictures of the food you cooked to your mates or potential mates ;)

Send fudes!
The dinner I cooked is peng I'll send you some fudes!

by fudesdan October 9, 2019

Fudgekuck

A fucking piece of shit, a terrible insult used only in the worst of conditions. It is a derogatory term not bound to a specific group.

That Nigga is such a fudgekuck!

by YoBoyNyate December 2, 2019

Fudget

A budget - typically written after the fact to reflect actual income and expenses - but passed off as a legit financial forecasting tool. Coincidentally always come out in the black!

Hmm, Jones, you have wildly, irresponsibly, fragrantly blown your budget. You're fired. Now, Smythfields, let's have a look at your Fudget. Hmm. Hmm. Yes, I see. All looks amazingly on track. Well done. Keep up the good wor - I say, Smythfields, why is the Tax Office breaking into your office and seizing all your files...?

by Godster February 5, 2020