Time Dump

When you talk to a girl and she doesn’t want to give you the time of day, you try and get to know her but she’s not receptive to you.

David: talking to the girl Hey, what's up? How's your day been?

Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.

David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?

Girl: looks away Not much.

David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.

Sol: watching from the side, seeing how the conversation is going Bro, they're time dumps! They're not even giving you the time of day. Onto the next one. Don't let them waste your time, man.
There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.

by GuarGuar February 1, 2025

The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.

Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'

by FrostbiteFlats February 5, 2025

Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025

Princess Dump-truck

A fine girl commonly found in south ga, with a phat bodonk honky Tonk Booty like a Tonka Dump Truck

Yo that girl Megan is a princess dump-truck her booty got enough weight to load a tonka truck

by anonymous March 13, 2025

Princess Dump-Truck

A hot girl common in south ga with a Phat Honky tonk bo donk booty big enough to fill a tonka truck

Did you see that girl Megan over there she’s a princess dump-truck with booty like that you know she can haul so cheeks.

by Finalceeg March 13, 2025

Coma Dump

A epic dump so powerful it induces a mind -erasing nap post dump.

Best friend: what the hell happened to you?

Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.

Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.

by Bald but knowledgeable March 24, 2025

Tongue Dump

The Tongue Dump is basically lesbian tongue karate. Its when you run the top of your tongue from a girls Gooch (sandbar) to her tramp stamp and then back with the bottom of your tongue. Paint The Fence

I painted a girl's fence last night with a Tongue Dump.

by KaseVonD March 29, 2025