wagolled

when you get called a model examplar or you are 'what a good one looks like'

That girl just got wagolled by our principal

wagolled by arishyyramen June 28, 2025

Wagon 

Refers to an incredibly good looking butt, booty, badonkadonk, dump truck, gyatt, arse, ass, derriere, callypygian etc.

Typically used when referring to a particularly great booty, can be used for all shapes and sizes. Called a “Wagon” because it follows behind you.

Ex. 1
Guy 1: Damn, you see that from the party last night? She's thick AF!

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a Wagon for sure.

Ex. 2
Damn, Ashley has a nice Wagon.

Ex. 3
Damn, that girl is draggin a Wagon back there!

Ex. 4

Wagon by Butts and The Bee's July 3, 2025

Wagwan 

A cool greeting for a friend group consisting of totally rad and slightly demented individuals. If you're part of a wagwan fam, you're in for a life of insane fucking shit.

"Who is she?"
"Oh that's Taina, she's part of the Wagwan Familam"
"Oh! Wagwan Tai!"

Wagwan by LordDuckwad July 16, 2025

Wagay 

A Grade-A, prime-cut, upper-echelon Gay—like Wagyu beef but fabulous. “Wagay” refers to a gay man so exceptional in looks, talent, charm, and sensual skill that he ruins the curve for everyone else. He’s the best of the best: gourmet, rare, unforgettable. Women who never thought they’d sleep with a gay man often find themselves changed forever after an experience with a Wagay—left wondering, “Was that… the best I’ve ever had?” Spoiler: Yes, it was.

• A man who is gay and impossibly refined, sexy, or gifted in bed.
• The kind of gay who sings, styles, cooks, reads, flirts, and f***s like a luxury brand.
• A unicorn-tier experience for someone who never saw it coming.

“Girl, I thought I was strictly dickly until I met Junior. Baby… that man is a whole Wagay. I saw stars.”

Wagay by PyleFourTwenty August 2, 2025

Waguy 

The cream of the crop when it comes to straight men—like Wagyu beef, but in boyfriend form. A Waguy is a rare, top-shelf, emotionally intelligent, masculine-yet-gentle, fine-ass man who is built to love, lead, and leave you speechless. Whether he’s your boyfriend, husband, or situationship that accidentally turned spiritual, a Waguy doesn’t just show up—he arrives.

He’s the kind of man that texts back and puts it down. The one who makes you feel safe, sexy, and seen. Loyal but hot. Gentle but dominant. Fixes the sink and your emotional dysregulation. Basically? A unicorn with a jawline.

“Girl, ever since I met David, I deleted all my old flings. He’s a total Waguy—opened the car door, made me cum twice, and brought me tacos. In one night.”

Waguy by PyleFourTwenty August 2, 2025

Waguest 

The elite of guests. A Waguest is the person you always want to invite—whether it’s a bar night, dinner party, cabin weekend, or spontaneous Vegas trip. They show up, show out, and throw down in every possible way. Not just a plus-one—they’re a plus-everything.

The Waguest hypes you up, handles awkward silences like a pro, knows the bartender and the DJ, and somehow ends the night with new friends, two business cards, and a story you can’t post publicly. He’s got drip, manners, rhythm, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting.

“Bro, I brought Paul to that rooftop bar and he had the whole patio looking like a mixer, got us free drinks, and picked up two fine ladies on his way out. Man’s a Waguest.”

Waguest by PyleFourTwenty August 2, 2025

Wagglefest 

A negative term for a video game that relies heavily on motion controls as gameplay mechanics, often to the detriment of the player’s enjoyment. Usually used to describe titles for the Nintendo Wii.

I really like the story and style of Sonic and the Black Knight but GOD, it’s such a wagglefest!

You’re better off playing the Switch ports of No More Heroes 1 & 2, the originals are kinda wagglefests.

Wagglefest by CJMoore25 September 23, 2025