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titty taint

The space where the breast meets the chest. A titty's undercarriage
God damn, I need to change my bra, my titty taints are all sweaty!

Toyota Taint Tickle 

Punch-buggy style travel game involving the tickling of the area between the genitals and the chocolate starfish of your fellow passenger upon passing a Toyota motor vehicle.
We passed a Prius and I quickly gave her a Toyota Taint Tickle.

tickle my taint 

An expression or surprise or disbelief, uttered when the user encounters shocking or thrilling news, events, or images.
Dude1: Did you hear? Hank won the lottery!
Dude2: Well, tickle my taint.
tickle my taint by elcaminodave December 14, 2008

milf in training 

a hott woman who happens to be pregnant
if Eva Lonoria was pregnant, she would be a "milf in training"

Throw rocks at trains 

Throwing rocks at trains is an acceptable alternative to engaging in mainstream activities on any given holiday due to your inability to properly participate for any reason. This is taken from Charlie and Mac's tradition in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia of throwing rocks at trains on Christmas.
I just found out my mom would sell herself to buy x-mas presents for me. Screw xmas, I'm going to go throw rocks at trains.

guy one: It's valentines day and we both are alone.. again. man this sucks.
guy two: yeah I guess we should go throw rocks at trains.. again.
fat girl: Can i come?
guys one and two: Uhhhh... no.

Holiday Taint 

The period of time between Christmas and New Year's Day.
There is never any thing to do during the Holiday Taint except post miscelaneous ramblings on www.acuraworld.com
Holiday Taint by jinny December 19, 2003