Non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship

Non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship (n): a raw, untamed bond of absolute respect, trust, and loyalty between two individuals, void of any for their romantic partners.

Their non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship was so unhinged that they'd die for each other without hesitation; yet, ask them to hold the door open for their girlfriends, and they’d look at you like you just asked them to sacrifice their first-borns.

by DentheGodKing February 23, 2025

When Is Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

When Is Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

When Is Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Juliani-sexual

a person, typically a man who is not considered homosexual although partaking in homosexual acts but only with Juliani

I’m not gay babe, I swear! I’m just Juliani-sexual

by jxxxxxi February 5, 2025

Ahead of the sexuals

Used to describe a nigga who straight and don’t move wiggly type shit

Based on his answer I can tell he not ahead of the sexuals

by naltu June 5, 2024

Random Sexual Definitons

The Things People Post Onto This Website Because They Are Bored.
Has Forever Ruined Many Words For Me.

Person 1: "Oh Im Gonna Look Up Random Word On UrbanDictionary!"
*Sees Random Sexual Definitons*
Person 1: "Great, Well I'm Off To Go Kill Myself."

by fwefff January 16, 2023

Sexual September

Anything you do and/or say needs to be sexual

Nature: begins sexual September
The world: population goes up 50%

by MeminDemon November 8, 2019

plate sexual

sexuality where one is attracted to objects or utensils

gloria is plate sexual - gloria came out as plate sexual

by C of I September 18, 2020