mary bradford

mary bradford likes to insult her friends and herself. she has very little confidence in herself. she hates the world and everyone in it. she considers herself to be fat(even tho she’s not). she only likes skinny mobile boys. bye

Girl 1- “I’m so fat and ugly”

Girl 2- “Stop you are such a Mary Bradford”

by papi_01 April 29, 2019

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Saint Mary Magdalene

Saint Mary Magdalene is a preppy catholic school, where my cousin goes. It's in Delco, and if you don't know what that is, fuck you. They are all stood up cunt bags and have big ass houses in developments. They usually go to Cardinal " O'whora" and try getting hammered every night. To sum it up, they are all faggots.

"Oh... that kid goes to Saint Mary Magdalene. He's a rich cunt.

by ajmc31527 December 17, 2017

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Mari

God's Smash or Pass

Usually they smash her(Mari)

Mari:Smash or pass

God:Def SMASH

by FlossBot April 23, 2020

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Mary Andy

The best girl you would ever find. If you catch one, don't let her go. She will love you and make you the happiest guy ever. She will ask you for nudes sometimes yet she's not really horny. Besides, you make her horny. A lover of Disney and dogs

Dude 1: Daaaaaaamn, that girl is soooo hot.
Me: I know, she's Mary Andy, she's perfect and she's my girlfriend

by Gansosrosas April 1, 2017

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Marie

Usually talks to multiple boys until she finds the one, but that won't last long. She is Nice and will do anything to protect her loved ones unless it's a boy cus she doesn't go that far for boys "they aren't worth it" is something she would say. If you can score Marie for more than a month you a legend.

"Damn, how long have you been with her?"
" about 27 days"
"damn yo ngl you might make it to a month"
"thats surprising its Marie"

by iuyrewqwioe January 4, 2024

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