Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

ko long

An independent cafe connoisseur patron. Doesn’t like women owned businesses. Ko long ssi neun is very good at Korean and likes collecting Pokémon.

Look at that guy in the cafe!
He’s so Ko long!

by Bärbel-since-Kindergarden December 21, 2023

Viet Long

A Vietnamese boy

Nguyen Viet Long aka Long Lou from Ba Dinh - My Linh's beau.

A boy that is usually funny at most times, very smart and loves video games. His top 3 favorite fruits are watermelon, longan, and jackfruit. He's like a walking sunshine but likes the color black. He's super sweet and super caring in love, but sometimes also mean/evil. Waking him up is like poking a sleeping dragon with a stick - not recommended.

"Viet Long, trăng đêm nay đẹp nhỉ"

by My Linh January 1, 2024

Zaddy long legs

A really tall, sexually attractive man.

I might be short but I’m definitely feeling that zaddy long legs!!

by Fuzzytomato February 1, 2024

Glazed Long Jhon

Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.

I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”

by 261ERS February 15, 2024

cum long shot

When you're jacking it and then you feel it coming and it flies several meters

When that happen you'll be like omg I just hit a cum long shot

by Oski_parkour February 20, 2024

As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024