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National Get Drunk Day

June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.
you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.
by holidayman25 June 13, 2024
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Leftover Drunk

The pleasant feeling of still being drunk when you wake up the next day after going to bed/passing out after a night of drinking. Far better than the alternative (cf hungover)
Woke up pleasantly surprised after last night's shenanigans to find I was leftover drunk rather than nursing a horrific hangover.

Leftover drunk is a special kind of drunk. You wake up, the day just dawning. After last night, you expected to be spending a miserable day in bed/on the couch/under a highway overpass, but instead you feel great. Music sounds and food tastes even better than you remember. You feel like you've cheated Death itself.
by F_Oxford June 15, 2024
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Drunk Bennis

A guy named Ben who references his penis
I hope my fingers are stronger than my Drunk Bennis.
by Earth Wind and Taint June 20, 2024
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Drunk

OK so she looks at her ass and sees that her back is cut and she's bleeding for the first time... Freaks out and tried to like... Cauterize it with a lighter? And then she freaks out and throws up all over herself and passes out...
Hym "And when she wakes up she finds some liquor in the trunk... And she decides 🤷 ♀️ 'I guess nows as good a time as any to get drunk!' Ok... And now she's gotta tie up her cut... Oof... Gross. She stay forgetting that she is like actively on the phone with the cops..."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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Quadriplegic drunk

The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.
I got absolutely quadriplegic drunk last night, I was barely able to get out of bed for days.
by sketchyoperator August 15, 2024
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Drunk Crasher

People who drink and drive. but instead of getting to point a to point b. instead wrap their car around a tree on the freeway. they give drunk drivers a bad reputation and are the real villains
" Hand me my Keys "

" but your drunk "

" im good. "
" but your gonna crash! "
" no. those are drunk crashers. i hate those guys. "

" oh ok. here they are. stay safe "
by apersonwhousesthephrasebroalot February 27, 2023
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Blotto Drunk

A dictionary term typically used by people that don't drink, The Conversational Equivalent of ordering a Miami Vice drink at virtually any bar not on a beach or at a pool.
Dennis: Hey Man, I am Blotto Drunk
Jeremy: Concrete Mixers are non-alcoholic Dennis.
by B3rg 2 time champion March 1, 2023
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