A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019
Get the Professional drunk mug.A blonde with blue eyes who likes to mass text on her cell phone until she does an irish goodbye and goes to sleep after binge eating. Usually is hanging out with a Cynthia.
by manda918811 October 10, 2014
Get the drunk amanda mug.OK so she looks at her ass and sees that her back is cut and she's bleeding for the first time... Freaks out and tried to like... Cauterize it with a lighter? And then she freaks out and throws up all over herself and passes out...
Hym "And when she wakes up she finds some liquor in the trunk... And she decides 🤷 ♀️ 'I guess nows as good a time as any to get drunk!' Ok... And now she's gotta tie up her cut... Oof... Gross. She stay forgetting that she is like actively on the phone with the cops..."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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Get the drunk lenz mug.A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail
First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.
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