crank seat

a seat in the shower designed for a pleasureable experience

yo bro, im finna go hit the crank seat, ill be back in a jiffy

by bigswizzledizzle December 11, 2025

Crank the Hog

Passing up sex from your partner and telling her you’re going for a wank in the bathroom and not to come in. Also known as the Mitchell Adams

My Mrs was pissing me off so I so I decided to crank the hog instead

by ILoveCracky January 9, 2026

Crankbaiting

The act of someone doing something that makes you want to masturbating

Gosh darnit Mrs Martin you're crankbaiting me

by Rodnwyhsuhejwkmwnej January 18, 2026

craniuptura

The often violent act of ripping, tearing, and/or rupturing of a skull, often resulting in the complete separation of a skull from a corporeal body

"Evidence just came in from CCTV footage restored from last week. Sandman's behind Jane Doe's craniuptura."

by the crazy Hostage January 27, 2026

Noobus Crane

A crazy fat ass white boy with 3 nipples in a skate crew called cookies who's real name is Michael Rocco.

I left my Noobus Crane at home, can i use yours?
can i touch your Noobus Crane?
Noobus.. Noobus.. CRANE CRANE CRANE.
Fuck Noobus Crane Just Skate.
Noobus Crane is worth $2,321,464.
Ajay and Ponch love Noobus Cranes ;)
WATCH OUT NOOBUS CRANE IS UNDER YOU.

by Noobus Crane December 14, 2008

Mr Cranky

Basically a place where you can get your girlfriend on, where boys do their text messaging to show off for them. They say it's a place to rate movies but it's more like this: U damn "Melanie Griffith." If you want to know what that stands for please ask someone other than me.

Thank you...

Hey! Lets go to Mr Cranky where we can act like a bunch of crazy bastards and text message our girlfriends!

"Sounds like fun!"

by *...Nukin...* October 2, 2007

baki crane

to act in ways that are not normal and may need some medical attention..

man jason is a Baki CRANE

by Boooosh January 16, 2008