Donald Trump

A badass Right-Wing President that fixed America just for it to be destroyed again by Sleepy Joe. Most Left-Wing dumbasses who watch CNN and MSNBC call him "Orange Man" and their only argument is Orange Man Bad. Donald J. Trump 2024 Bitches

Donald Trump is a Great Leader, not a Politician!

by ukoT December 15, 2021

Donald trump

Junior Grimes’ father

Donald Trump: “I’m gonna make america Great again!”

Junior grimes: dad! I need another million dollars, my pop star career didn’t takeoff again

Donald trump: ugh, come here son

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Trump: *enters Mexican restaurant*

Donald trump: honestly, I can buy EVERYONE CHEESE DIP

everyone else: ugh

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Donald trump had his own son junior working for him during the early years of the election although this remains hidden to most of the public

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Junior Grimes is the son of donald trump

by Righteousridicule February 5, 2022

Donald Trump

A sex act that involves an eastern European woman getting covered in Cheetos dust. The man then prematurely ejaculates in her face while screaming "you're fired" and she uses her snail trail to "there's something about Mary" the man's comb over. The act is concluded when the man tweets about the experience using alternate facts.

Last night was crazy, I Donald Trumped her then I deported her.

by Caligrown805 July 29, 2017

Trumping Grounds

Noun

A place where impotent rage about a democratically elected president is deposited via snarky self-indulgent slang, typically invented by complete idiots.

Urban Dictionary has been the peak Trumping Grounds since 2016.

by IQuarent August 9, 2017

Trump Muffler

Farting into a cushion or similar to stop nearby people from smelling or hearing it.

I'm going to use that pillow as a Trump Muffler.

by Lady Gibber July 16, 2006

Trump it up

To Fuck something up, but you have no idea that you are fucking it up.

"There is a dinosaur in my lounge. am sure hes gonna Trump it up."
"Those soldiers in that tank just trumped up that girls bicycle"

by grim orwell March 22, 2016

Trump kush

Trump kush is an imaginary strain weed with an effect that is assumed to make people say crazy unrealistic things supposedly like Donald Trump. It was first used by rapper Chef Mendeff in a song of the same title.

Jim always comes up with impractical ideas for our project work, he seems to be constantly high on Trump kush.

by paptini May 16, 2016