Percy Green Hat

The dangerous condition when the penis become gangreen. All likelyhood is that it will need to be amputated! bad times!

Oh bugger i wish i went to the doctor i now have a ''percy green hat''

by whitekanu May 27, 2010

Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 04, 2024

doing hat

an alternate name for a condom

Hey Matthew, do you have a doing hat I can borrow for the evening

by hockeynutt21 March 11, 2011

skank hat

A nasty hat some hoe left in the back of your car.

Hey, bro. I found this skank hat in the back. You want it?

by zing_zong November 27, 2017

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 September 14, 2015

Best hat forward

To do your best forward facing skills at things

I did so well at work today because I had my best hat forward

by Rygarmurph May 31, 2021

Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.

The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023