Fried to the hat

Drunk to the most maximum levels

Hey man when I get back from the military we gotta get “fried to the hat”

by Fatdoinkdave January 05, 2019

Rice Paddy Hat

Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.

Tommy's head all but disappeared under Jenny's profound rice paddy hat.

by Mitch Rosier August 06, 2019

Ham Hat

When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.

I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !

by MUFDVR4LIFE March 23, 2021

Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin

Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat

by AndrewsAss January 03, 2023

Go Wear A Hat

Means go to hell or fuck you

“Did you just call me ugly? Go wear a hat bitch”

by Coleshot January 25, 2020

Foamer Hat

A foamer hat is any type of hat (typically a baseball cap) that is worn by a transit enthusiast. Transit enthusiasts, sometimes called foamers tend to wear hats while filming or riding trains. Foamer hats usually consist of a metro, or commuter rail line or branding, covered in enamel or metal pins of the transit kind.

Justin: “yo check out my foamer hat”
Everyone else: “WE DON’T CARE”

by Wmln September 16, 2023

Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.

Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night

by drtickles April 03, 2011