when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
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by Canadian EH tristen December 4, 2007
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to prepare for this intimate act ahead of time, your significant other must grow a decent amount of facial hair of the upper lip and come it downs perfectly. The partner with the mustache will proceed to get on their knees and Preform oral sex on the male until he ejaculates. The male needs to be precise because when he ejaculates he need to hit the back of the one preforming oral so the semen can burst out of their nostrils and flow through their facial hair into their mouth again.
Peter- “I gave my girlfriend a reverse French inhale”
Girlfriends mom -“ you treat our daughter too nice”
Girlfriends mom -“ you treat our daughter too nice”
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Get the excuse my french mug.Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014
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steve blew his huge load down my throat but it was so much it came out my nose..WOW What a Pam's french u-turn....LOL!!!!!!!!!!
by Pam's friend August 27, 2009
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