French Gunfire

The act of making your urine multishot (split urine) and then spraying it at another woman with malicious intent.

Jenna: "I was totally French Gunfired last night!"

by Vladimir Carti February 11, 2020

French yogurt

You cum a load into a friend or family member's mouth before they now have to suck the tip and spit it back into the hole

Lets do a French Yogurt

by I caught him lacking so hard October 2, 2024

French Hickey

You know how a French Kiss is a kiss using the tongue? This is a hickey using a guillotine.

Guy 1: Remind me again how Marie Antoinette died?
Guy 2: French Hickey

by dumb smarto December 1, 2022

French Carpenter

The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.

Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.

Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?

Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!

Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!

by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025

French Woods

When you are surrounded by french guys who all wanna give u a piece of that d***

I was part of an orgy and found myself in French Woods

by French Wood enthusiast November 21, 2018

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

French cod players

The worst cod players because they don’t let you kill them

Look at that french player he won’t let me kill him must be french

What french cod players

by Kholl April 14, 2020