Shaved balls

balls that have tons of hair and needs some shaving. Reasons for shaving the balls are irritation, being able to looking prim and proper, and even feeling uncomfortable in difficult situations.

Sunish: I have Shaved balls.
Jake: I wish I could say the same, but I have no balls.

by Limpy Simpy January 16, 2008

ninja balls

In reference to a ninja's testicles, or an adjective used to describe having ninja like testicles.

Joe: Man it took some ninja balls to wedgie that bouncer!

Dan: yeah, I know.

by neversweat May 24, 2006

Niagara Balls

When a guys testicles get sweaty.

I'm getting niagara balls in here, it's so fucking hot.

by a fashionista December 4, 2004

deadmans blue balls

When a man dies from overdosing on viagra and continues to have an erection after death.

Dude, Grandpa Joe had to have the casket left open because he has deadmans blue balls!!!

by Mandy && Tyler May 1, 2006

Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls

Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.

Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!

Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!

by Eric Joseph May 21, 2007

what the balls

A synonym for "What the hell?"

The lights just went out...what the balls?

by Maggie December 11, 2003

nuts as balls

1) Totally insane.
2) Rushed or hurried. Busy.
3) Out of control.

1) Yo, that girl from last night won't stop calling me!! She's nuts as balls!
2) We had this huge shipment come in late last night and had to get everything moved in before our shift ended... It was nuts as balls!
3) My brakes went out on the way over here... It was nuts as balls!

by Benji G October 18, 2006