Thought fuck

When you have thoughts you want to say but someone constantly interrupts you when you talk.

My girlfriend is such a thought fuck. She just wants to talk about shopping.

by Themitchyo July 25, 2022

The three finger pussy fucking

your not dumbv!! you know what it means

every girl on cookie call uses THE THREE FINGER PUSSY FUCKING !!! you aint the first guy shes called :)

by YOURRDADD April 28, 2022

Fucking Basket

A person, mainly a young male, who is constantly saying stupid shit.

“Ronald, stop being a fucking basket all the time.”

“Andrew was being a fucking basket in class yesterday.”

by Mikepegg7809 May 31, 2019

fuck my tin hat

A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.

Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.

Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.

by :0 :3 February 25, 2024

Fucked poodle

An asshole that cheats on his girlfriend and has hair that makes him look like a poodle

He is such a fucked poodle it makes me sick

by Personthatswroteaboutpoodle January 31, 2016

Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.

This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021