Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 23, 2022

Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event

*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Fuck me!

1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end

2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation

3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten

1. Fuck me!

2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!

3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Plane Fucking

military plane filling up gas from another plane in mid air

I saw 2 military planes plane fucking today.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

Fuck a lotta beeches

“Fuck a lot of bitches” in a Dominican accent.

I fuck a lotta beeches.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

Fuck the Owner Year

Every 5th year of a decade every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts the whole year and the owner cannot do anything about it.

It's finally struck Fuck the Owner Year, let's go harass the owner

by ASaneHuman December 28, 2022

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022