Kansas city skull fuck

To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person

Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!

by Asshole Strawboss December 22, 2022

fuckity fuck fuck fucker

people who are so stupid that no one profanity can describe them.

my brother river is a fuckity fuck fuck fucker

by eric_cartman96 December 23, 2022

Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 23, 2022

Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event

*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Fuck me!

1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end

2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation

3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten

1. Fuck me!

2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!

3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Plane Fucking

military plane filling up gas from another plane in mid air

I saw 2 military planes plane fucking today.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

Fuck a lotta beeches

“Fuck a lot of bitches” in a Dominican accent.

I fuck a lotta beeches.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022