Twatch

Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.

Did you see the live steam spotlight Overwatch has out, it's always some twatch streamer.

by White Goodmen February 4, 2018

twatlight

the best bitches that ever lived, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off.

"those twatlight babes are totally hot i wish we could be just like them but instead we are creepy paedo creepers" said the twimom.

by rejazz June 18, 2008

twatitosis

When an odor resembling cod emanates from a female's crotch area. Individual will most likely try to blame someone else for the foul, repungent smell.

Sam has horrid twatitosis, she might consider washing that shit.

by peachykeeny708 May 18, 2007

twatzi

noun. a person who is a twat but is also extremely uptight. A play on the words twat and nazi. Used as a derogatory insult towards someone engage in douchebagery.

Jessie was so obnoxious last night; he was such a twatzi about sharing his beers in the 'fridge.

by AJ Sugartits January 22, 2008

twatbook

an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents

yer wanna see my twatbook collection. Over 2000 copies of razzle,men only and club

by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008

TwatFarm

a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.

"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.

by TheTalon October 19, 2003

twatspeak

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.

The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.

by Llama Man March 12, 2008