trainwreck 

A person or situation that can't escape an inevitable bad outcome; hence, a trainwreck.

"The woman can't ever get a good man, a good job, or education. Her life sucks. She is a trainwreck!"

trainwreck by fabokroert January 9, 2009

Sultan's Taint

1. Alternative moniker for Sultan's Feast, a buffet restaurant in the Trump Taj Mahal (Atlantic City, NJ).

2. Something gross, disgusting, puke/diarrhea-inducing.

Sleaze: Why do I feel like complete and utter garbage?

Leenz: Its because you ate the scallops and king crab legs at Sultan's Taint.

Sultan's Taint by EngelbertHumperdink July 12, 2011

trainable 

(n.) Circa-1970's politically correct term for a mentally disabled person who is still able to follow simple instructions.

Don't call him a moron, please call that retarded person a trainable.

trainable by Mango January 2, 2003

taint chowder 

The exact phrase to describe diarrhea as it slowly leaks from the anus and onto the taint.

I made some mad taint chowder after eating that burrito from Taco Bell.

taint chowder by KO32 January 11, 2009

Tainted taco

Results of a female wiping back to front.

Suzie sure has alot of yeast infections. She probaly has a tainted taco from wiping her ass the wrong way.

Tainted taco by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009

Taina

An awesome name for an awesome girl who likes to draw and read and do a lot of stuff.

"One of my best freinds is Taina!"

Taina by WolfKnightmare May 7, 2019

Taint craw 

When a girl is playing with your nuts then she uses her hand to craw up your taint and stick her finger in your butt

“She was gummin on my nuts and she did the taint craw”

Taint craw by Mr. taint December 11, 2019