My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024

Just be Ready

Just be ready as in I’m coming! Letting the other person know they should prepare themselves.

Yo, Just be ready!

Girl I’m fixing to smash yo ass! Just be ready!

by Bratty2000 December 15, 2021

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

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by Idk how to use my Peeyano August 14, 2024

Ima Just Urinate Ima

Ima Just Urinate Ima

Ima Just Urinate Ima

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

just onion

a hungry family of a home

Angry and pitiless world was that kept us always just onion.

by now name February 6, 2023

Just joints january

You have the whole month of January to smoke joints, no blunts, no bowls, no bongs, papers only

Hey man, i got a blunt ready to spark it, wanna hit?
Nah man, it’s just joints January

by PBE 69 January 6, 2022

I just killed your balls

What you say after accidentally hitting someone in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! I just killed your balls!

by yrgh October 4, 2025